so i go to the NYC to sell my work...im usually in soho..
there are people visiting from all over the planet..
so far ive sold aver 250 pieces worldwide....
a majority from germany...i have to go soon!!
being out there i see many things... good ...bad ...and ugly!
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this one time this crazy old lady protested the location of my work near the building she lived in(3rd floor condo)...she would come and harass me saying she would call the cops if i didnt move....and that someone would trip and fall(the work was on the wall how many people do U see walking on walls...if u do send it my way ill definitely post it) anyways...(it was a magic spot i was selling like 4 paintings a day!..moving was not an option..)
this one time i even asked her out on a date! ha!.....
unfortunately she was not swayed by my charm...
one day last august she had the bright idea to pour hot water out of her third story window!! targeting me!
god forbid theres some family walking with child in stroller er sumthin....
with my spider like reflexes i heard the water coming and moved outta the way...
she did this a few times...pedestrians were horrified!!
then one fateful weekend she decided that hot water was just not enough.....(she was a sculptor) so she mixed some of her red clay with some hot ass water...then proceeded to dump that outta the third story window! it missed me the first time
but the second attempt did not get me but.......2000$ of my work!! i was not sure what emotion i should feel...so i called the cops...
they told me that if they knock on her door and she doesnt answer....they cant do anything...
but she was soo ready to justify her actions she opened the door...
and i had that old biiiaaatttchhhh arrested...
she though she would just get into the police car bag in hand like some martha stewart sheit...
hehe they took her back and put her hands behind back..
the clicking noise of the handcuffs was music to my ears...
i felt a lil bad tho cause she was old and it was sunday ... theres no processing on sunday er sumthin..
well..that was that...that work is in evidence...im still there.... still not sure to sue ..whaddya think... oh ...heres the photos of the scene!!
didnt think id leave u hangin did u?
notice the window?thought i was lyin huh?...heres more....
well thats it for today.....
this story is making me emotional..
i still jump at splashing noises!!
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